Detective Fenir- a glimpse into the inner workings of Fenir’s brain.
In desperation, Fenir has turned his hand to a bit of detective work. Unfortunately Fenir lacks police support (as they are investigating him) and can't rely on legal assistance as he has none. But not to worry, Fenir is a master of learning a skill purely from Googling.
One small problem- Fenir isn't the sharpest turnip in the box and doesn't understand how surveys work. Somehow, he has deduced that by surveying 3897 people by asking 'what phone do you have' this obviously means that 4000 people have a certain phone type- the Xiaomi Mi (see his research below)
Why is Fenir interested in this type of phone? Well, his genius has also found a particular emoji that only exists on Android phones. Nice one Fenir, you've narrowed it down to 47% of all UK phone owners (I googled that bit as well).
You've admitted to a few things:
you've no idea who we are as you keep accusing the wrong people
Your detective skills are constant... constantly shit.
You've been in jail 11 times? You won't mind another term in jail then when this all catches up to you.
Keep trying though Fenir. We've proved time and time again how fake your threats are but feel free to get that solicitor of yours to write to us. We look forward to them 'slap us around' as you keep saying.
That's the emoji in question
And below is Fenir's groundbreaking research:
I wouldn't even be surprised if the phone was his and he's making her use it to put her name on his problems. Classic Fenir