Fenir Saba

He's now worth £167 million, banks at Coutts and travels around on his private plane. At least that't what he told two women last month, when he promised them thousands of pounds in exchange for a night of debauchery. How did all this unfold, please see below :

Step 1: Pretend to be worth a fortune by faking some apple wallet screen shots:

Step 2: Pretend to be arriving in Liverpool by private jet and been chauffeur driven to their flat. (this is all bullshit of course, he's just walking from Tobacco Warehouse to their house).

Step 3: Maintain the illusion with some provocative texts but make sure you continue the narrative that you're on a private jet:

Step 4: More filth please:

As ever with Fenir, there is one minor problem- he hasn't go a pot to piss in.

That's right, he cons two girls into a threesome and never pays them. As ever, the fake police threats come in once they call him out:

(p.s. no one has been arrested)

This was in early April, a few days after he proposed to Natalia. How romantic.

As ever Fenir, we look forward to your fake police threats.