(Oddly enough, not regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority)
No need to go to a high street bank or long standing reputable financial organisation- Fenir has all your financial and borrowing needs covered! Despite not been registered with the FCA and the fact we've proved he has no money (plus the credit score of someone who is clinically dead) our little scammer can offer the following bespoke financial solutions:


As with all of Fenir's adverts, it's completely made up. Fenir has no property (registered in the UK, NI or UAE as he claims) , he fakes his bank accounts and fakes legal documents. But by all means, ignore Natwest, Barclays, HSBC or any of the established institutes and plough your hard earned money into someone with no track record of success in anything whatsoever, other than embarrassing himself and soiling his pants.
And just encase you needed proof that Fenir isn't registered by the Financial Conduct Authority (a legal requirement to offer then services listed above, then please see below:

I'm sure this came as no surprise. Good luck Fenir, we're still keeping a close eye on your illegal activity and have even made time in our busy schedule to meet the police this week.
I wasn't 100% sure if Fenir was legit (there maybe an error on the FSA website of course) so i've made some enquires. I've also asked some finance professionals I know to double check:
Let's see what they come back with.
I'm not sure why you don't trust him. I'm going to apply for a loan now!
For fuck sake Fenir, get help!
It’s almost like he saw the biggest ticket item and instead of putting in some real work into obtaining the right qualifications, he just lies.
Bet his mom is proud 🥹